The Ron Paul Update.

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Ron Paul's presidential campaign is, for all intents and purposes, dead. So what is happening to the gazillions of dollars that Herr Doktor Paul raised? Does he have any plans to give it back? A recent visit to the Paulian Website did not uncover a "I don't have a snowball's chance, here's your money back", press release. It's ironic for a guy who is on a jihad about government spending on foolish endeavours that he doesn't train that critical eye on the guy he sees shaving every morning.

Ron Paul Secret Society Members, set your decoder pin to G14 and be sure to watch for the next Ron Paul update. And be sure to drink your Ovaltine!