Thursday, November 30, 2006

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Slob Christmas, Part I.

I'll be highlighting some of the best representations of sleezy cheezeball holiday fare by our custodians of Christmas traditions - the popular culture. Think of it as a nativity scene in front of a strip club.

Our first entry:

Jenny McCarthy has her Marilyn Chambers moment as she stars in an ABC Family Movie as the daughter of ol' St. Nick in "Santa Baby". I'm not making this up.
Begging the Question.

Nancy Pelosi will not be asking Alcee Hastings to head the House Intelligence Committee. Ah, the fresh breeze of reform! So why is this joker even on the committee?

Sunday, November 26, 2006

The March of the Slobs, Part IV.

The Saline Reporter
featured an article about a kiosk at the Briarwood Mall selling T-shirts with "arguably" offensive capitons, in full display for all of the kiddies to view during this reverant and spiritual time of year. The proprietor of the kiosk was reported to reply: "Everybody's value system is different...Anything can offend anybody. It's supposed to be funny. It's just a joke."

Thus it is written in the Great Book of the Slobs.