The March of the Slobs, Part IV.

The Saline Reporter featured an article about a kiosk at the Briarwood Mall selling T-shirts with "arguably" offensive capitons, in full display for all of the kiddies to view during this reverant and spiritual time of year. The proprietor of the kiosk was reported to reply: "Everybody's value system is different...Anything can offend anybody. It's supposed to be funny. It's just a joke."

Thus it is written in the Great Book of the Slobs.