Slob Christmas, Part I.

I'll be highlighting some of the best representations of sleezy cheezeball holiday fare by our custodians of Christmas traditions - the popular culture. Think of it as a nativity scene in front of a strip club.

Our first entry:

Jenny McCarthy has her Marilyn Chambers moment as she stars in an ABC Family Movie as the daughter of ol' St. Nick in "Santa Baby". I'm not making this up.